a google-that-shiz San Diego special!

Q: What's an oleander? What's a coleander?
MERRIAM-WEBSTERED THAT SHIZ. TWIZE. THRIZE.
A: Oleander: a poisonous evergreen shrub.
Coleander: nothing, you idiot. It's colAnder: a perforated utensil for washing or draining food

Q: Who/what/where is Junipero Serra?
WIKIED THAT SHIZ.
A: A dude that founded a bunch of California Missions. A lot of streets and parks in Southern California are named after him.

Q: Who/what/where is Hoboken?
GOOGLEMAPPED THAT SHIZ.
URBANDICTIONARIED THAT SHIZ.
A: A city in New Jersey. "The majority of Hoboken's residents are young professionals, sometimes referred as 'yuppies.'"

Q: In a non-musical sense, what does "chopped and screwed" mean?
URBANDICTIONARIED THAT SHIZ.
A: "Being Chopped and Screwed is when a male or female pretends to be interested in you romantically and then rejects you. "

Q: Who/what/where is Zanzibar?
GOOGLEMAPPED THAT SHIZ.
URBANDICTIONARIED THAT SHIZ.
A: A place in Tanzinia. Also, "The coolest sounding name for a distant place that's location is unknown to man"