My brother heard somewhere that Kanye's mother was a professor at Northwestern...
Q: Did Kanye's mother have any affiliation with NU?
WIKIED THAT SHIZ.
A: No, Kanye's mother worked at Clark Atlanta University and Chicago State University.
I was driving past Sultana St...
Q: What's a sultana?
WIKIED THAT SHIZ.
A: A type of grape, a female sultan, a town in California, and several other things.
My family and I were eating dim sum when my brother asked...
Q: Did china originate in China?
WIKIED THAT SHIZ.
A: Porcelain, aka China, is believed to have originated in China during the Shang dynasty.
I was reading a 'Psychology Today' article about rumors...
Q: Did the Tommy Hilfiger fiasco on Oprah actually occur?
GOOGLED THAT SHIZ.
A: No!
My dad claimed that Obama's brother lives in Kenya...
Q: Does Obama currently have any family in Kenya?
GOOGLED THAT SHIZ. TWIZE.
A: Yes, his uncle, step grandmother, half-brother, and more.
I was eating my daily dose of chocolate+nuts...
Q: Do nuts lose their nutritional benefits when roasted?
GOOGLED THAT SHIZ.
A: Barely. Oil-roasted nuts have slightly more fat content and slightly less B-vitamin content, but not enough for one to choose raw nuts over toasted despite taste preference.
THAT SHIZ
