the last post of the year

I was eating avocado and remembered that my mother told me a rumor...
Q: Do avocado and papaya promote breast growth?
GOOGLED THAT SHIZ. TWIZE.
A: Inconclusive. These sites look sketch. I doubt it though cause these foods have not helped me, that's for sure.

I was reading an article in the Economist....
Q: How do you pronounce CheChen? And where is it?
MERRIAM-WEBSTERED THAT SHIZ. WIKIED THAT SHIZ.
A: CheChen is the adjective form of Chechnya. 'Chechnya' is pronounced as it looks, but there's an accent on the last 'a.' Chechnya is a federal subject of Russia, located in the southwest part of Russia, kinda like where California is in relation to the US.

I was reading a menu...
Q: What is aioli?
MERRIAM-WEBSTERED THAT SHIZ.
A: garlic mayo.

I saw a bowlegged Hispanic girl...
Q: Are Hispanic people more prone to be bowlegged?
WIKIED THAT SHIZ. ASKED MY BROTHERS.
A: She wasn't bow-legged; she was knock-kneed. There's no medical proof but I have seen SEVERAL knock-kneed Hispanic adolescent girls.

I passed by the El Pavo Bakery...
Q: Does pavo mean turkey in Spanish?
GOOGLED THAT SHIZ.
A: Yes. I wonder why they call it the turkey bakery...and a Google search found that there are several El Pavo bakeries in southern California.