THAT SHIZ

Thursday, December 25, 2008

First of all, Merry Christmas!
Second of all, it was a Wiki day.

Q:
Where did the Rodney King riots take place?
WIKIED THAT SHIZ.
A: Mainly on Florence and Normandie in South LA, but also in Koreatown.

Q:
Did Hitler invent the concept of freeways?
WIKIED THAT SHIZ. TWIZE.
A: Nope, but one of his projects was the German Autobahn.

Q:
What is mandrake?
WIKIED THAT SHIZ. TWIZE.
A: A lot of things. But most of the time, a plant that has hallucinogenic properties and roots that resemble human characteristics and was/is used in magic rituals.

Q:
Does Drake's Coffee Cake from Seinfeld exist?
WIKIED THAT SHIZ.
A: Yes!

Q: Why does 'morningwood' occur?
WIKIED THAT SHIZ. GOOGLED THAT SHIZ.
A: The reason for morningwood a.k.a. nocturnal penile tumescence is not known for sure. But "Bancroft hypothesizes that the noradrenergic neurons of the locus ceruleus are inhibitory to penile erection, and that the cessation of their discharge that occurs during REM sleep may allow testosterone-related excitatory actions to manifest as NPT" ...yea..! So sleep turns off neurons that turn off the penis. Thus, penis is on. Other theories include urine retention and wet dreams.

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